Weirder than the Osbournes -My Outrageous Family

Okay everyone I am just in one of those giddy happy moods life is good, see I don't need to be high or drunk to feel good ever, yes I am like those straight edge people sort of but I am much nicer :-) Anyway here's my take on why my family is weirder than the Osbourne's.
First off who doesn't know their own nationalities until they are 17? Well that would be me. Let me explain, I can't remember why or how we got onto the subject but I asked my Mum if my Pop(Dad's Dad) was Aboriginal as he had always refuted the claim that he was, and kept saying he was from some French Provence or something uh-huh yeah right. Turns out I was right but my Mum and Dad didn't even know until I was born. My Mum had a natural delivery with me and she was so exhausted when they wield me in she took a look at me and said "Excuse me, I think you have given me the wrong baby." As I sit here typing this I am laughing my ass off. Apparently when I was born I was very,very dark, with jet black hair, I know weird right? I lightened up as I grew my hair did go reddish before it went to platinum blond as a kid. The next example is very funny as well.
I went to say good morning to Mum who was still in bed, everyone else was already up and it was a habit of ours to basically storm into my Parents room sit on their bed and talk on the weekends up until about 10am. Anyway I went in and the first thing Mum did was point at me.
"You, you had better behave."
I looked around in shock at everyone.
"What did I do?"
I said, waiting for something, like you didn't do this, didn't ring me that sort of thing, instead I got this.
"Nothing yet, but I had a dream I blew you up."
"Gee thanks Mum, I mean I am your eldest child and you blow me up in your dream?"
Everyone then just burst out laughing, it was so funny we couldn't stop some of those random dreams are hilarious.
Another take if you know me, you know I love supernatural and ghosts, well my Dad is funny we always have this argument.
"Ghosts don't exist."
"Okay Dad why don't they exist?"
"As if anyone would want to stay around on this crummy planet."
"Uh-huh and Aliens exist right?"
"Of course they do, how do you think we got here?"
"Well Dad were Catholics and you know the Adam and Eve story."
"Pffttt. Plus there are so many solar systems of course they exist. Plus what about all the UFO sightings?"
"Dad there have been ghost sightings as well lots of them. Have you been watching X-files again?"

LOL so there you have some of it more will be on the way.